I got a call from a friend today, and I was asked to give my answers to the following questions. The answers could be either straightforward/honest or wacky/witty. I've added a few Qs of my own.
Who this was, and why I had to answer them, fall under the category of top-secret classified information, and the answers will be released sometime in the near future. Or maybe not.
Q01. If you could change your name to anything else, what would it be?
A01. Zaphod Beeblebrox
Q02. Describe yourself in one word/ phrase/ sentence...
A02. Weird. Period.
Q03. If you had one billion dollars, what would you buy?
A03. A sleek, black car. And a ghatam.
Q04. If you were to be abducted by aliens and could take any one material possession with you, what would it be?
A04. First thing that came to mind was a toothpaste and tooth brush. Else, my mobile. Or aforementioned ghatam.
Q05. One line about college...
A05. Waste of time.
Q06. If you were dying and had 30 seconds to say something to any one person, what would it be?
A06. I'd tell my brother to destroy the CDs on my table.
Q07. One word you love...
A07. Draakjum!
Q08. What would you give your Valentine on V-Day?
A08. Maybe a CD of old, romantic Hindi songs.
Q09. What do you think is the most useful use of paper?
A09. Toilet paper...
Q10. Which language do you think is the coolest, and why?
A10. Russian. Names end with -vich or -ova 98% of the time, and every third word sounds like vodka!
Who this was, and why I had to answer them, fall under the category of top-secret classified information, and the answers will be released sometime in the near future. Or maybe not.
Q01. If you could change your name to anything else, what would it be?
A01. Zaphod Beeblebrox
Q02. Describe yourself in one word/ phrase/ sentence...
A02. Weird. Period.
Q03. If you had one billion dollars, what would you buy?
A03. A sleek, black car. And a ghatam.
Q04. If you were to be abducted by aliens and could take any one material possession with you, what would it be?
A04. First thing that came to mind was a toothpaste and tooth brush. Else, my mobile. Or aforementioned ghatam.
Q05. One line about college...
A05. Waste of time.
Q06. If you were dying and had 30 seconds to say something to any one person, what would it be?
A06. I'd tell my brother to destroy the CDs on my table.
Q07. One word you love...
A07. Draakjum!
Q08. What would you give your Valentine on V-Day?
A08. Maybe a CD of old, romantic Hindi songs.
Q09. What do you think is the most useful use of paper?
A09. Toilet paper...
Q10. Which language do you think is the coolest, and why?
A10. Russian. Names end with -vich or -ova 98% of the time, and every third word sounds like vodka!
Q11. What's the zaniest thing you've done in your life?
A11. The first thing that came to mind was the 'Crow' thing I did (maybe performed is a better word!) in Ooty, which I mentioned in my previous post... and no, I'm not going to go into further detail!
Let me know what your answers to these Qs are!
Let me know what your answers to these Qs are!
3 comments:
Q01. If you could change your name to anything else, what would it be?
A01. Ben Dover Phil McCraken
Q02. Describe yourself in one word/ phrase/ sentence...
A02. Nutz !
Q03. If you had one billion dollars, what would you buy?
A03. Iceland, and I'd make everyone change their names to Eric
Q04. If you were to be abducted by aliens and could take any one material possession with you, what would it be?
A04. A crate or barrel of beer
Q05. One line about college...
A05. Waste of time.
Q06. If you were dying and had 30 seconds to say something to any one person, what would it be?
A06. I'd tell george bush to give it a rest
Q07. One word you love...
A07. Eejit or Numpty.. I can't decide
Q08. What would you give your Valentine on V-Day?
A08. Me !
Q09. What do you think is the most useful use of paper?
A09. rolling it into balls ...keeps my cat (Eric) happy for hours !!
Q10. Which language do you think is the coolest, and why?
A10. Australian... they invented the beer Fosters
Q11. What's the zaniest thing you've done in your life?
A11. reply to this
Q01. If you could change your name to anything else, what would it be?
A01. Simone N. Garfunkelle
Q02. Describe yourself in one word/ phrase/ sentence...
A02. Someone who cannot conform to restrictions like brevity.
Q03. If you had one billion dollars, what would you buy?
A03. A sleek silver car ,a huge house by the beach (coastal restrictions adhered to!!!!) , and all the books in the world.
Q04. If you were to be abducted by aliens and could take any one material possession with you, what would it be?
A04. Could;nt think of a thing!!!!! Weird!!!
Q05. One line about college...
A05. A conspiracy to ruin our brilliant, creative minds!!!!!
Q06. If you were dying and had 30 seconds to say something to any one person, what would it be?
A06. To my boyfriend , (who will probably manage to say something idiotic even when I'm dying...in lieu of the usual , 'I'm gonna kill you' )
"God Dammnit!!!! I'm taking you with me..."
Q07. One word you love...
A07. Well, Can't think of one..but pretty much all the P.G wodehouse 'Englishy' stuff...Right-Ho , Thingumajig, Thingummy-bob etc.
Q08. What would you give your Valentine on V-Day?
A08. Probably a cd of music that he likes...So long as it's not metal!!!!!
Q09. What do you think is the most useful use of paper?
A09. Composing Poetry.
Q10. Which language do you think is the coolest, and why?
A10. Definitely French...Makes one feel one is constantly being romanced , even if its' pretty much the oppposite..
Q11. What's the zaniest thing you've done in your life?
A11. Umm...Zany?? Nothing leaps to the grey cells.
Q01. If you could change your name to anything else, what would it be?
A01. Valentyna
Q02. Describe yourself in one word/ phrase/ sentence...
A02. Hyperactive
Q03. If you had one billion dollars, what would you buy?
A03. An Enzo, A huge house with the world's best library.
Q04. If you were to be abducted by aliens and could take any one material possession with you, what would it be?
A04. My cell comes quickly to mind.
Q05. One line about college...
A05. Not worth it...
Q06. If you were dying and had 30 seconds to say something to any one person, what would it be?
A06. I'd tell my sis to format my phone ;)
Q07. One word you love...
A07. Doofus
Q08. What would you give your Valentine on V-Day?
A08. uhm.. a home cooked meal and a chocolate cake
Q09. What do you think is the most useful use of paper?
A09. kites, paper planes and helicopters
Q10. Which language do you think is the coolest, and why?
A10. French.. cos you can say foutre tu and je t'aime with the same effect.
Q11. What's the zaniest thing you've done in your life?
A11. beach + rain + my birthday <-- classified :)
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